Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML
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katt_is_here 24
Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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l_ 19
Best. Job. Ever.
THE_A_TEEN 28
"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"
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yaknowiverse 0
WTF?! sounds fun!
iluv2luv 0
aw everybody is so mean to him :( I like his hair!
rattusrattus 19
Sweetie, he's a robot. A robot with a Ken-crotch. Hate to break it to you, and I hope that wasn't too distressing.
JHandAC 4
*her
Daftostea 0
Maybe it's because he's(she's) an ugly motherf***er that can't sing to save his(her) life :)
iamsostrange 6
KEN CROTCH OMG THATS THE BEST INSULT IVE HEARD. EVER.
talkitivgirl 1
Ahahahahahaha
scarletlily_fml 3
I don't understand. Why is this a FML?
emodude44 0
Anyone who offends the Demon God Bieber shall be Lynched by her minions, decapitated and strung up by their entrails, their flesh as an offering to Bieber.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Which equals to crazy, obssesed fan girl...
lmaoatall 6
Why did you stop the customer? They might have mistaken the wig for a halloween piñata. I would have allowed them to beat the crap out of it while recording the event on my phone. Your know fun op!
KaelaKhaotic 5
I would love to say that to some random person!
SauceyGentleman 2
actually, sounds like a lot of fun. You might have meant to post this on "My life is Win"
wd_caro 6
that's funny