By katt_is_here - 02/10/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML
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katt_is_here 24

Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"

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Comments

Cinn_fml 22

That's such a great sentence. I hope the FML is that you had to tell them to stop, and not that they were doing it. Because they seemed to be taking a pretty epic course of action.

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patrickalamo 47

Was any one wearing the wig. Say JB himself in the wig

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Joshoa123 16

Why would you stop someone from assaulting Bieber memorabilia?

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iFizzgig 11

How is this an fml?

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arealwarrior 0

What u wanted to feel specal so u put comment moderated well ur not specal ur stupid

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goldiefox 0

What guy would even dress up like Justin Beiber?

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rattusrattus 18

Young lesbians. I don't think Justin Beiber looks like a girl; I think he looks like a creepy sonic-murderbot. He's too shiny and he looks too much like "nonthreatening boy" to be real. His hometown is Uncanny Valley, Canada.

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emodude44 0

I'm Canadian and most of us avoid his town like its haunted. Its not. But they say a horde of bloodthirsty creatures make pilgrameges to the area and kill anything that offends their religion...

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WolfGirlRin 12

Emodude44. Ur my new hero. This comment and the first one you posted were just amazing.

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lmfao_shame 9

anyone who wants da ladies.

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1crabbygirl 10

You're on your way to becoming an effective parent. Welcome to my surreal world.

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hannahcorrine 0

If only the wig was the real thing...

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rocker_chick105 31

You've been practicing for that your whole life. You know it!

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IThinkItsAlright 7

That, my friend, is a win.

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