Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try...

By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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By LtlCheeseburger - 31/05/2012 18:15 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I was shopping, and tried on a skirt that was a size smaller than usual, thinking that I would fit in. Not only did it not fit, neither I nor the sales assistant could get it off me, because the zip got stuck. She had to cut me out of it. FML

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By Fatty - 06/05/2009 15:04 - United States

Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML

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By boudinette - 15/04/2015 10:14 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres

Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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By Machine - 19/02/2009 12:18 - Japan

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

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Tight

By Pudgy - 11/04/2022 10:01

Today, I tried on a dress for prom. It took a while to zip, but I insisted it'd fit. I asked for help. When the lady finally managed to zip all the way, the dress completely ripped at the seams. Not only did I have to pay $169 for it, but the lady told me, “We have more dresses in the plus-sized section!” FML

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Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

Awww, don't think too much of it. as long as you're healthy you have no need to worry. healthy=beautiful :)

hiyourcute 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:37

Not trying to be rude here, but if you know you're a little heftier than your friend, you probably shouldn't ask to try on her clothes

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rebekahah 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:52

here come the fat jokes that will leave you scarred for life...

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Monday 13 June 2011 1:53

u kinda look like Taylor swift! O.O

rebekahah 7

Monday 13 June 2011 3:42

it's not me, it's a friend.

bluegoldfish 7

Monday 13 June 2011 14:45

i dont want to be pedantic here but taylor swift has curly blonde hair and blue eyes.

ButterfingerCoco 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:54

If it was hard for you to get on, what makes you think it wouldn't be hard to get off ?

pedobear123 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:59

the love handles making a grip for it.

soulfulemo 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:59

you are not fat..ok? you're fun sized. there's a difference

FarSide 22

Monday 13 June 2011 0:48

Spoken like the mother of a morbidly obese pre-schooler.

MizzErikaHart 8

Monday 13 June 2011 0:57

I thought fun size is small. king size is big

MizzErikaHart 8

Monday 13 June 2011 1:17

think**

soulfulemo 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:11

nah. fun sized is just fun sized. plus I didn't mean that literally

lakeybalboa 0

Monday 13 June 2011 4:34

thats what they say for short people

chalmers86 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:04

No one thought of greasing you up with some butter?

dagrathe 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:12

good joke chalmers, however i made the exact same joke previously.

shutupYDI 4

Monday 13 June 2011 1:16

ja but your comment was moderated so yours basically no longer counts :] ouch.

chalmers86 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:46

sorry dude ... didn't notice!

beatrucelynn 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:12

I can usually tell if somethings too small before I get it completely on. you should never force clothing on, especially when it doesn't belong to you. when will people realize that looking like a stuffed sausage isn't attractive??? we need to put an end to muffin tops etc...... wear clothes your own size and be proud of yourself and your size.

ReynshineCutting 10

Monday 13 June 2011 18:55

Just to comment on the muffin top thing. There are 2 different kinds of muffin tops. The kind where you're squeezing into jeans 2 sizes to small to pad your ego, or the kind that still happen when you wear jeans that fit (that aren't as bad, but are still there). It's not always, "just buy your jeans a size bigger". Sometimes you'll have a slight muffin top when they fit and if you buy then bigger they'll be falling off your ass the whole time.

Lull_fml 4

Monday 13 June 2011 0:27

YDI for forcing it on when it already felt snug. I do hope you either repaid her or bought her a new dress.

mariahjoomeh 0

Monday 13 June 2011 1:08

So it just means that you're bigger than your friend?

Lolpizza_fml 0

Monday 13 June 2011 1:23

relax! calm down! dont think your fat! just know your dress size! but still...you should lose some weight. its good for you! make sure youre still healthy!