Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML
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Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML
Today, while heading outside to go to work, I slip on my driveway and my coffee thermos-mug ends up flying out of my hand, and smashes my next door neighbor's brand new truck window. The thermos-mug broke and splashed hot coffee all over his seats too. He's a hard-ass military dude. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
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djspazy 0
Ouch that really sucks. Make the driver pay for hospital fees.
Stahn 0
Hot coffee burns regardless of its velocity.
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Comments (89)
Suckerslap 0
Maybe the sterotype Starbucks is, but some aren't. Ours for example might only have a few cars in line on a busy day.
Delilahlilah 0
People saying YDI for going to Starbucks and being in a drive-thru, c'mon! Ridiculus. And I wouldn't doubt if someone was going more than 5 MPH in a drive-thru, human stupidity reaches the stars!
saailaway 0
starbucks has a drive thru?? i dun think toronto has any..
Suckerslap 0
Some do #86 =)
supaj76 0
I call bs. Doesn't make sense. You are grabbing coffee and still had a car in front of you? Airbags have sensors so they don't deploy in minor collisions. I doubt in the drive through you got hit hard enough.
zachmassacre 0
I've never seen a drive-thru Starbucks. I didn't even know there was such a thing until someone told me about it a few months ago.
Zomlette 0
There's a drive-thru Starbucks next to my gym. I think its very silly. I like sitting in coffee shops and drawing or writing or just people-watching. Its a nice way to unwind for a bit.
perfectwinds 0
So because YOU think it's stupid and have all the time in the world to sit there and lounge means that all the drive-thrus should shut down and everyone else should make time to do the same??
shizzitsabear 0
he/she never said anything about closing down drive-thrus, where the hell did you get that from?
swimdudeno1 0
Speed IS a rate. Speed is distance over time. English fail.
Crickets 0
more like science, fail.. lol fail
MadeOfAwesome 1
YDI for not getting a yummy Frappacino :p
nvrshoutnvr_luvr 0
yummm i love those. but owie, that sux. definately sue and ignore the ppl that r hitting YDI