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By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

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By crosseyed - 10/06/2009 19:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 04:20 - Canada

Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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By Hipnog - 07/11/2015 14:33 - Czech Republic

Today, I realised how damn creepy I am because I get nervous and smile when someone looks at me, and no it's not one of those smiles you'd love looking at, it's a smile straight out of a horror movie. I made a bunch of children run away. FML

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By Ricky - 09/03/2009 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2023 03:00

Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 19:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML

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By ouch - 28/04/2012 06:54 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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ninjadinos 14

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:38

That's when you get up and give the woman a huge hug, twitching and all.

nofearjenshere 12

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:39

Why would that woman say that in he first place, even if you really were mentally handicapped, that's rude of her to say, "Oh my God, that poor girl."

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dorkasaurusROAR 7

Wednesday 21 March 2012 3:44

You could just wave..

ifoundalaska 11

Wednesday 21 March 2012 3:48

Honestly, who reacts to people with mental disabilities that way anyhow :/

kei1108 13

Wednesday 21 March 2012 3:49

55 - To show that she isn't asking her question in an aggressive or mad way. If there wasn't a smiley face, it would be rude. Since there is, you read it like a person playfully joking with, OP. .... There ya go. ;)

busterandbuddy 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 3:51

Haha

WakeUpMaggieMae 1

Wednesday 21 March 2012 4:13

Sadly, this has happened to me before also. I don't know why girls insist on making the most unattractive expressions when we see our friends. I even try to simply smile, but it feels weird.

bubbles42597 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 4:17

I honestly would've done the same thing if I saw my friend

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Wednesday 21 March 2012 4:24

Meh, don't worry about it! Who cares what other people think!? Ok, so maybe a lot of people... But I don't and I do crazy things like that (and worse) and I still have a crap ton of friends haha. Our differences set us apart and if someone has a problem with that just ignore them and be yourself!!!

linkinpark98 23

Wednesday 21 March 2012 4:40

Even If you aren't special, why would that lady say something like that aloud? It isn't nice to do that in front of someone who really is special. :P But anyways, I'd have to say YDI because making fun of special people isn't cool.