Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
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Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I leaned back in my chair during a meeting to appear (and feel) more relaxed. Instead, the chair tipped over, and I went down like a tree in slow motion. FML
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pzehtoeur 0
A lot of gyms are having discounts this time of year. Just putting it out there.
MandM44 0
It's only FYL if the chairs were in bad condition to begin with. If it was your weight caused it, then you might need to make some lifestyle changes...
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Comments (223)
Leafhead 0
89, hit the caps lock key please. but it is true. i moderated the same FML but i dont think they were the same thing..
bigmack95 0
haha stop being fat
tim0391 0
I would take that as a very large hint......
fable228 0
fattttsooooo
snowsurfsunx3 0
60, and all of you other disgustingly rude people. GET OFF YOUR ASS and learn some manners. What are you, 5? If she/he is fat, its their choice, not yours. Maybe they can lose weight, but whatever the case, it's their problem not yours. Besides this public heathcare thing in some countries, fat people don't affect you. If you have a problem just looking at them, you deserve to die, because that's just downright horrible. Let them make their own choices. That's not to say the OP is fat. I weighed 80 pounds when i was younger and i broke two chairs in a row. I still break things. It's just how crappy something is, not always the weight put on it. And to all the haters, NO I'm not overweight either, I just have manners. I'm 5'4 and 100 lbs. (still a teenager jsyk)
catryn 0
Well, at least you have friends. There are a lot of lonely skinny people out there.
maggie_gxx 0
hey maybe theyre not fat!! im a pretty uhh slender person i guess, but i remember like two years ago, i was at school trying to pick up my backpack from the plastic bin it was in, and i fell in and broke it haha. but im not fat, so, you know, it could happen to anyone! and haha everyones gonna get mad at your for saying proceeded... i dont really care though i just think its funny how everybody else does.
lifesucks5 0
ydi for being fat and saying proceeded.
lifeislife_fml 0
#66: "Proceeded to" is annoying because it's in every other FML that's posted, but "conversing with my friends" is actually a pretty common thing to say. "Proceeded to" is also common, but everyone keeps inserting it into a bunch of FMLs where it doesn't even fit well.
MsTs1 0
time to get on the tread mill