Kids: Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I...

By ravenskater - 04/04/2011 02:47

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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Richard16 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:14

thats pretty ****** up

shannonreneee 11

Monday 4 April 2011 9:14

What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.

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zimandme123 0

Monday 4 April 2011 20:10

haha! that's funny 183!! WIN!

RainbowHeadache 2

Monday 4 April 2011 20:11

This is exactly what someone did to me but it was about my tattoo. You don't accomplish anything out of walking up to a random person and telling them you don't like some thing about them or on them. There's nothing to gain from it but that person & probably the people around them getting annoyed & thinking you're a complete asshole.

RainbowHeadache 2

Monday 4 April 2011 20:16

And him telling you that won't make you change anything. What does he expect you to do? Say, "Yeah. You're right." And take your son out back to put him out of his misery? Punch him in the taint!

amh721 0

Monday 4 April 2011 20:25

Oh well, kids are ugly. I've only seen one beautiful child the past several years. Most of the population is effing ugly, anyway.

amh721 0

Monday 4 April 2011 20:28

Old people are ******* annoying, too. They think because they're elderly, they can do as they please. I don't respect them for shit (unless they earned it). Hope you kicked him in his old, nasty balls and told him no one cares what an old man who accomplished nothing and will be dead soon thinks.