Kids: Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I...

By ravenskater - 04/04/2011 02:47

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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Richard16 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:14

thats pretty ****** up

shannonreneee 11

Monday 4 April 2011 9:14

What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.

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bigman312 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:30

I would've taken the cart and hit him over the head with it

nitewolf2 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:02

I would've decked him in the face

mcsteamy88 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:08

WTF! I hope you punch that s.o.b.! I would have laid that guy out!

angiedancesalott 8

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:31

omg, thats terrible. im sure the man was half blind, your son is probably adorable, considering hes only 3.

uncookedyew 4

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:11

why do u comment on all the fmls?

DelPiero10 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:25

that's so mean! I hope that guy slips and falls and breaks something.

Sha41491 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:28

shoulda beat his old fragile ass.

joker4554 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 9:36

ROFL!!!

QWERTYCommander 5

Tuesday 5 April 2011 10:00

Idea: Wait until your son is older, maybe in his late teens. Have him go to where ever the guy resides (if he didn't die of old age already) Have him beat the living shit out of him. Since he'd most likely be really old when your son gets to that age group, his bones will be very fragile too, so the beating will be either serious or fatal!