Anonymous
France
Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML
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Wizardo 34
A.T.I - Artificial Troll Intelligence
perdix 31
Keep messing with the machine and soon it will dispense pee.
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SergioLived 5
Unplug the machine. Put it to sleep. Vet style.
TheAwkHawk 14
No you have to toss it in the crusher till it tells you where Megatron is hiding :D
nyxiny 22
I honestly don't understand how this is an FML. Just go buy a coffee, or bring your own, or get your own machine? You weren't dumped with scalding water or coffee or anything. You just lost out on a coffee and some change.
Morgiebear 7
College really knows how to beat a person down lol our coffee machine is out of order and it's finals week. Cruel torture if you ask me.
horneyhic 15
There's more then one there all across the boarder states and as far south a penselvaina that I've seen
lilhellian 27
There's two not far from me in virginia.
Not_Impressed13 9
TGFT. (Thank Goodness For Timmy's!)
michael666 7
PUNCH THAT MACHINE IN ITS FACE. show it who's Boss.
TheAwkHawk 14
Erm... Exactly where is this particular machines face, Sir?
noelleflores97 12
You wanted revenge on a drink machine... I'm not sure what to make of that
timakinz 21
Your display image perfectly fits the fail of your comment.
softrally 15
That's an ATM: Automatic Trolling Machine.
Jessiegirl122 7
Honestly the funniest fml I have ever read :')
stevothedevo 25
This is the funniest? Have you recently come across this site?