Anonymous
France
Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML
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Wizardo 34
A.T.I - Artificial Troll Intelligence
perdix 31
Keep messing with the machine and soon it will dispense pee.
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EVnIAS 13
haveing a cup doesn't really seem much like revenge to me...
Stefanie88 24
It's the little things...
xXSherikaXx 11
Get a manager or co-workers attention so the problem can be fixed :3
usagiii 7
Well turn it into a good thing OP, boiling water + Lipton = tea. Who's laughing now ATI? I think black tea has caffein in it, so you'll still wake up.
happylawyer 16
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If machines give you hot water...make soup? Seems fair enough.
Axipiter 24
If life gives you lemons, you're supposed to find the kid with papercuts...
Azail 15
If life gives you lemons you are supposed to give life the paper cuts..
Miaku 11
Yesh. Don't forget the salt.
auroravi 6
The coffee machine thinks YDI! What did you do?
HortonThelephant 15
Coming soon to a theater near you! Hot Coffee: Rise of the Machines
RedPillSucks 33
Call the number on that little sticker on the front of the machine. Hopefully the machine hasn't anticipated that and replaced it with the suicide hotline number.
daminantion 14
Are there no Tim Hortons in France? 2$ for an extra large ^_^
Jharrist89 12
Lmao! That's a bitch!
NoDontKillMe 19
And what is "that", precisely?
Dave_Davington 35
Why would you keep putting money in a vending machine you know is likely to **** up? Even I'm not that dumb.
andyyroxx 20
As a Canadian I'm sad to say there's one in the USA.