LynnJ
Canada
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
motherdearest
United States
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
ConfidenceShattered
Thanks guys
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
Marie
Canada
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
kaleigh
United States
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
amberrenee91
Ellwood City, United States
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Anonymous
Rahway, United States
Confused
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I really appreciate it!
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
what people do for money
Houston, United States
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
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4NK8 0
shoulda bitch slaped him
Snow_Daisy 7
Should've said, "Yep... That's right! Myyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!" Then flipped your hair and winked. Mhmm
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Comments (189)
ctgirl12345 0
that is lame. no one cares
RuralNinja 0
Moooo...moooo...
expen_dable 0
At least you don't have to worry about being kidnapped.
Batman4890 0
hahahaha brilliant!
jonny2x4 0
But are you hot?
anthraxcp 0
Reminds me of when me and my friends called the same girl a cow for half a year. but she was the fattest ugliest woman seen to man so she deserved it. OP, I'm honestly not sure if YDI.
xXAisuXx 0
you know what, ur a ******* dick! I hope you die from being a ajor jackass! And how would you like it if someoned kept moo-ing at you.
D3kl3 0
#50 = epic win
perdix 31
In every group of guys, there's always one Bullshit Artist.
Americunt 0
Well, FRUCK Your life, but as always, if you're fat, do something about it!
dfarrey 0
So many negative comments. OP, if you learned to speak even just a little bit of Cow, you would realize it's actually a very polite language. Don't just assume the man was insulting you; it was probably just a simple greeting. Moo.
SodapopCurtisGal 0
I would have mooed back. :)