Caleb32

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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I agree, my mouse works.
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50 favorites
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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One more and it's business time
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By RC3Welly - / Friday 9 March 2012 22:58 / United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nice Melons - / Sunday 29 September 2013 21:12 / United States

Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ElizaZee - / Thursday 19 September 2013 01:45 / United States - Malvern

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 15 September 2013 19:53 / Romania - Bucharest

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sammieshortcake / Saturday 14 September 2013 15:30 / United States

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