Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out I'd grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
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Top comments
RyeBreadBoy 0
I don't understand why you freaked out. If you were covered up enough for your brother to see you, you should've been covered up enough to walk past a video chat. You'd be on screen for maybe a second, tops.
geppy 0
YDI for being hysterical.
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davina_fml 0
Ahahah i would have laughed so hard if i seen that
onnielief 4
Why would you run and scream if the towel was in place? You just as easily could have asked your brother to turn off his web cam. Better yet, you should have gone about your business. You were in your own house! Really, only in America someone would scream at the possibility of someone seeing them in a towel! Truely the puritans where your ancestors. People SO uptight, the English kicked them out! (quote from Robin Williams)
1on1wdeath 0
First of all, *were. Second of all, running and screaming was a joke. Third of all, you don't need to diss someone when you can't even speak English or spell correctly. And btw, Just because I live in the USA doesn't mean I was born here, or have any American heritage. So before you diss the person writing the article and their lineage, I suggest you learn about family trees and the fact that America happens to be a good place to live, unlike most other countries.
1on1wdeath 0
Oh and also, the puritans left England with other non-Puritan English pilgrims in order toget away from the British who at the time period, if you knew anything at all about history, were being uptight about religion. So actually, puritans left England for some religious freedom. The English didn't kick a single "American" out of their country. As a matter of fact, they still called the Americans englishmen. So before you try to use lines that are only funny when famous people say them, either make your own joke or learn the real story.
allmadhere 0
it's completely within your rights to be upset if someone sees you in a towel, it's not being "uptight," some people just aren't comfortable with people seeing them partially undressed and that's totally okay. I personally wouldn't find it particularly awkward, but not everyone feels that way.
deathsled 0
I think everyone is missing the real issue here. Your brother is gay for being in a webcam chat with other dudes....
happyhak 5
Ah, so Im assuming that you are saying that only gay people can talk through a webcam if you know someone you can talk to through it of the same sex... -.- You, #66, are so immature, go out and get some friends...
ScarletMontgomar 0
omfg I would so kill my brother!
rainingaga 0
Um, what if the OP is a guy?
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Uhmm.. she isn't. Learn to read.
waternellon53 0
pics or it didn't happen
gammielikeoh 0
it depends. how hot is your brother's friends and how often does your brother tell lies..?
fairman 5
simular thing happened to me
wuidd77 3
you replied smartly? oh really?
iamwilson12 4
She probs had to walk past the living room (in which her bro and computer were in) to get to her bedroom. and the glass foor was probs in the living room .