Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out I'd grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
RyeBreadBoy 0
I don't understand why you freaked out. If you were covered up enough for your brother to see you, you should've been covered up enough to walk past a video chat. You'd be on screen for maybe a second, tops.
geppy 0
YDI for being hysterical.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (83)
GrimGothicAngel 0
pictures?
grrrarrrg2 2
Why exactally was your brother in your room? I know sometimes sibling share a room. But a brother and sister? Also if you do share a room with your brother why didn't you bring clothes into the bathroom and get dressed there? Why couldnt you get dressed before going on your computer especially when you share a a room? and finally are you hot and if so did one of your brothers friends happen to record this accident?
jahwn 12
Jesus, people are such ******* prudes, honestly, it's just a body, he's in your family, one of you was probably there at the other's birth, or saw one another bathing as kids.
squeakybaby1309 0
that was as kids, not as teenagers. its just weird.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
My bro and I shared rooms well into our college years. Not everybody has huge houses, DUH. It's no problem at all, it's family, and it's not like people are running around naked or being promiscuous. She probably just stepped into the room in her towel to fetch her clothes and take them back to the bathroom to get dressed, and stopped by the computer to check mail or whatever before doing that. People do that all the time, and nothing would have happened if not for the bathroom door incident.
quick_fixes 2
You know, there is a commercial in the Netherlands which also involves webcam and being nude http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHKjX3cj5cg
HyperExecuter 0
ur a little bitch. I hope u die
Moemoemoe_fml 0
You are epically disgusting, troll.
squeakybaby1309 0
i get over 100 if im not on for a day.
Arcadia453 0
Very "smartly" indeed
Moemoemoe_fml 0
More like in front of all his hormone crazed friends, which sucks considerably more than being seen by family, something that doesn't matters much. If the OP and her bro are young enough that they still share a room, but old enough to go "oh no!" over being seen in a bath towel, then the friends will be having wet dreams with that video for a while.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Those annoying things are why I dropped out of Facebook. If I wanted to talk to people, I'd freaking do so.
Twinmill 0
Jesus people can be trolls... Aye... where to start. I don't know about you, but people sharing rooms is very common. FFS I share a room with my step brother at my dads and we both have our own computers. She also didn't freak out at her brother seeing her in her towel, hell I can pretty much say that she is perfectly fine with him seeing that. His friends? Probably not. About you -smartly- screaming and running away... well I could see it being perceived as you joking, or you doing the smart thing. Also. I have a sliding glass door in my bedroom because it originally wasn't supposed to be a bedroom. Think before you speak people, please.
Euphorically 14
I thought the smartly was sarcastic