Work: Today, I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I...

scrotumscratcher 25 July 2013, 05:20 Wausau, United States

Today, I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I work to give him his food. After he struggled to sit up, I noticed his hand move down towards his crotch. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "I have to do this to my scrotum because it gets sweaty and sticks to my leg." FML

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iamabamf 17

26 July 2013, 18:57

After reading all of your comments, I'd just like to verify that I'm only 15. I've been working at the hospital for about two weeks now. I did help him sit up, with the help of another CNA. I certainly laughed it off, but I didn't actually think this was going to be posted! :)

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Debragga99 6

26 July 2013, 19:21

I guess you could say he had the... balls to say it!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23

25 July 2013, 16:10

Let me get this straight, you watched him struggling to sit up (without apparently helping him out) and then you got offended because he is having natural body issues? I don't think the hospital is the right place for you to work OP...

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Obey_StudBoii 23

25 July 2013, 17:31

Lol poor guy.

The_Mr_Troll 14

25 July 2013, 18:03

As a guy, this happens waaaaayy too often. Same thing happens when you get a boner.

Fuji76 15

26 July 2013, 00:53

Umm...you're boner sticks to your leg?!? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

jlmontgomery 11

25 July 2013, 18:11

You work in a hospital. It kinda goes with the job. But until you have a 300 lb man stand up, lift up his gown and asks you if you want to hold his gut, his dick or the urinal because he can't hold all three and pee at the same time....you ain't seen nothing yet!! FYI - yes....that happened to me a few years ago and I've worked in a hospital for almost 10 years now.

perdix 31

25 July 2013, 19:01

#42, I hope you went for the dick -- you could have been rewarded with a handsome ... *Lowers sunglasses* tip. ;)

jlmontgomery 11

26 July 2013, 01:37

NOPE! I simply informed him that his member fits into the top of the urinal effectively holding both him and the urinal at the same time. If you can stand up and do all that....my assistance is NOT needed to help you void....and if it is, I will go get a catheter.

hordriss 14

25 July 2013, 18:31

As a man, I confirm that this can happen easily. Scrotums do kinda get in the way and stick to one's leg. It is very uncomfortable, and at least he wasn't looking at you whilst doing this and saying 'phwoar, you're alright'.

mybright 8

25 July 2013, 19:46

Damn those sweaty, sticky balls!?!

katties 27

25 July 2013, 20:00

This is common for most guys, as far as I know. It could seriously be worse, OP - he could've asked YOU to do it for him. You work at a hospital - man up, you're probably going to see worse things.