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Today, I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I work to give him his food. After he struggled to sit up, I noticed his hand move down towards his crotch. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "I have to do this to my scrotum because it gets sweaty and sticks to my leg." FML

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iamabamf 17

After reading all of your comments, I'd just like to verify that I'm only 15. I've been working at the hospital for about two weeks now. I did help him sit up, with the help of another CNA. I certainly laughed it off, but I didn't actually think this was going to be posted! :)

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Debragga99 6

I guess you could say he had the... balls to say it!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23

Let me get this straight, you watched him struggling to sit up (without apparently helping him out) and then you got offended because he is having natural body issues? I don't think the hospital is the right place for you to work OP...

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Comments (140)

thatisfuckedup 6

Because I needed that image.

lininnes 6

Dear mister here is ur breakfast. May I help u to get up? Don't worry I will take care of ur sweaty sticky balls. It's not gonna hurt...

TaraMoon_fml 11

Do your job and help him get up instead of making a joke of him

capnbzarr 43

He's not wrong, though.

ohrlly7457 7

All guys would understand.

KatStyles 10

Awww the poor man

YeahYeahYeahOK 6

Well you wouldn't want him to sit on the boys...

buddy51 23

That badass drunk grandmaw carrying a broken and bloody pool cue might be willing to take on the chore of dealing with this guy's sweaty, sticky scrotum!! Just don't cross her, OP, or she'll give you a good, old fashioned beat down!

SiegeOfTheSiren 9

Remember, "scratching your balls" is a false saying. It's more of a 'pinch 'n roll.'