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scrotumscratcher Wausau, United States

Today, I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I work to give him his food. After he struggled to sit up, I noticed his hand move down towards his crotch. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "I have to do this to my scrotum because it gets sweaty and sticks to my leg." FML

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iamabamf 17

After reading all of your comments, I'd just like to verify that I'm only 15. I've been working at the hospital for about two weeks now. I did help him sit up, with the help of another CNA. I certainly laughed it off, but I didn't actually think this was going to be posted! :)

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Debragga99 6

I guess you could say he had the... balls to say it!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23

Let me get this straight, you watched him struggling to sit up (without apparently helping him out) and then you got offended because he is having natural body issues? I don't think the hospital is the right place for you to work OP...

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Comments (140)

friedbunnies 9

First day sweet cakes?

picklesnifferr 4

Goddammit. I was eating

ughfmltears 12

If you work in the medical field or working with people that need help cuz they're not physically well why is stuff like that so disturbing to you?? That's stupid!!

ElTigre995 4

Hey, he tells it how it is.

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Panda_Shy_Haven 17

I had an itch on my thigh before I read this. After I was done. It went away without me touching it.

pepsi_ftw 13

You do know you breached the confidentiality rule. Just saying

byron17 26

actually there was no name mentioned so it's all good!

jlmontgomery 11

No HIPPA laws were broken. In no way did OP give any identifying information about the patient.

buddy51 23

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StanlyBoy 3

That's nasty

capnbzarr 43

If you had balls, you'd understand.

mete_orito 34

Today, while I was hospitalized a young guy came to give me my lunch, after struggling sitting myself up, I felt one of my balls was sticky so I proceeded to move it with my hand. The youngster stare at me like I was a pervert, so I had to explain him that I had to do that because it gets very sweaty there. I think he was scared. FML.

nasaboyinspace 14

that happens too all guys. ...he just had the balls to say it