Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself...

By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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By ohhhgross - 26/10/2009 18:32 - Singapore

Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:40 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

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By Pinsky - 20/09/2021 01:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML

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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

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Creepy

By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

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NickaPLZ 26

Friday 3 May 2013 4:48

Man... I'm sorry about that. F both your lives on this one...

karen1991 15

Friday 3 May 2013 4:48

What ever happened to take out food?

Comments

lyssafred 12

Saturday 4 May 2013 11:30

What could possibly be worse?!?

Yolandababy2 14

Saturday 4 May 2013 15:08

Well damn! I can't even get my legs to reach the back of my head but she can get her tongue to reach her ******?!

GRgoldfish 19

Saturday 4 May 2013 17:37

eeuuwww!

dbaguy 9

Saturday 4 May 2013 20:13

Do you blame her?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 2:15

Did she succeed with a little encouragement?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 2:19

You should've told her "that's what friends are for."

Bcfrmkc816 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 5:19

Did she ask if you want some? It would only be polite to ask to share.

mayor_west 8

Sunday 5 May 2013 19:43

I've tried. Tell girlfriend I feel for her.

icepick23 12

Monday 6 May 2013 16:23

Take a video & save it for blackmail???

Rihaan 4

Wednesday 8 May 2013 3:51

I can only think you got so many ydi votes for not knocking.

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