Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML
Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend, and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our "great relationship" for over an hour. FML
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wyleanda 18
your great grandmother has a side man.
cheesyfeet2001 31
Still a better love story than twilight.
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Comments (71)
GoogieWithers 25
Good on Grandma!
ladycoco8 20
Eh. Let her live. She'll die soon anyway.
iamvanillabear 11
Your great grandma has game! ;)
bigdfootball97 24
Alzheimer's? Sorry OP :/
greatfirstdate 18
How is this a sign of Alzheimer's?
mexicano101 4
Your grandma be pimping
akaYodaddy 3
your grandma is a player. or maybe a madam
dyscomonkee 12
Sounds like my grandma.
mrsmikelowrey 15
OP, when you're that age you've spent your life living by everyone else's rules. At that age you realize you only have very little precious time to live by your own rules and die with no regrets. Let grandma enjoy a little Dr. Strangelove and shut your cakehole.
TAntobella 14
Now that's a lady who doesn't give up on life! Kudos! Though I feel for the 2 toyboys...
SuckerPunched44 12
Grandma still got game