Miscellaneous: Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot...

By Marty - 24/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By loner - 14/11/2014 23:12 - United States - Madison

Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML

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You deserved it 2 815

Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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Hello?

By Idk - 12/12/2018 08:00 - United States - Wilton

Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML

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You deserved it 171

Pizzzaaaaaaa

By muzikmaler91 - 15/03/2012 09:45 - United States

Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

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You deserved it 50 076

By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 3 262

Leave me alone

By LFE - 16/10/2013 04:40 - United States - Liberty Hill

Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML

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You deserved it 45 425

By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

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ilikeemsmall 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:21

Maybe you should start making pizza and sell it.

Wazilla 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:24

Act like your some kid who works there and take peoples orders. just never do anything so they go to the pizza place and complane.

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123jade456 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:26

lol

julieseattle 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:26

I would start making pizza and delivering them. That mistake could have given you an opportunity.

hiddenriot7 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:26

Answer the phone and pretend to be a morgue they will never call back.

Amrel 10

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:31

At least you know your bound to have a chick with your number in her phone thats hot in the face

akmufasa 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:32

so... I think I speak for everyone when I ask: What's the phone number? // ( stalker status )

JakeLee 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 4:56

no. you do not speak for everyone.

elmogoezRAWR 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:34

Take advantage of your phone's newfound popularity. Use your voicemail to spread some encouraging words, like "Be your best" or "Justin Beiber sucks ****."

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:36

Start taking pizza orders? "Okay, that's a large with sausage, green peppers, and onion...see you in about 30 minutes!" You could have a lot of fun....

loserman67 35

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:36

Start answering the phone "Pizza" - don't say Pizza Hut, they can get you for that - then start ******* with people's heads - tell them you've run out of pizza - or start making up new pizzas for people to try "Would you like to try our new kitten pizza? Loaded with cheese, sauce and fresh killed kitten" "Sir, would you like to try our new soft turd pizza? After baking in our oven I personally lay a fresh corn filled turd on each pizza." You'll never get tired of their reactions!

incrapper 7

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:44

fail.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 24 August 2011 23:14

You should talk 33, you got 1 thumbs down while 25 got 3 thumbs up so fail @25 you sir are a win, although I would suggest "on the rag" pizza, or "long italian sausage, white sauce" pizza if you get what I mean ;)