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theycallmekitty Decatur, United States

Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

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theycallmekitty 13

He's not a mouse...he's a rat. There's a big difference. Also, don't feel bad for him, he is definitely a mommas boy....

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bombshellbabee01 9

wtf is wrong with your mom?

rkmn8r 6

make sure she doesn't start gerbiling with it

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Mantra9614 5

Wow

goreajek 13

Although it may be annoying, I find it quite comical though. If I were in your situation... well, lets just say that paper wouldn't get done.

vbmg152 18

And the problem is ........?? Put headphones on! I know you have some or ear plugs!

ProjectN69 12

That's why rodents are illegal in the state of California.

Jenn50 19

Because they molest your mother, making it hard to finish your school work? Wow. State legislators have great foresight!

spikekutter 9

is she on drugs?

ViviMage 39

Pick up your laptop and go to another room that's out of earshot of your zoophile mom

GTAmax99 12

Maybe he wasn't using a laptop.

theycallmekitty 13

Well sooooorry for wanting to do homework in my own bedroom

SRU_Toronto 5

Your mom needs a doctor

theycallmekitty 13

My cat plays with the rat. He bites her on the nose then she knocks him off the table. Then they do it again.

Vlad567 5

Wow I am so sorry for you get some head phones or go write your paper in the living room or something