theycallmekitty
Decatur, United States
Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML
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bombshellbabee01 9
wtf is wrong with your mom?
rkmn8r 6
make sure she doesn't start gerbiling with it
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MiloBear 11
I do pretty much the same thing with my rats. I tell them they are the prettiest rats in the world. Then when they play with me and they are "winning" I say, "Nooo, don't eat me! Don't eat me!" and I pretend to eat them back while giving them belly kisses. I'm sure one day my human kids will be so embarrassed of me ^_^
andiw 6
I was dying to see the comments on this, wtf? Lol.
nckjyc 13
Are you sure she's taking to her pet rat
buckdharma 37
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed sigin and jingin the jango floatin like the heavens above it looks like muskrat love
DaDivineDevil 11
If it was a pet mole, molesting would sound funny lol
EvilUndead 9
earplugs/mp3 player/winamp
hiandrews69 29
My mom does that shit too. Except we have 4 dogs. The only boy, she calls her "little molester." The girls are all ******. She's a very profanic woman I guess.
UMadBro_87 3
Does the rat have a name not unlike Lemmiwinks?
ravensmite 7
Perhaps it is time to invest in large rat traps? After the rodent "mysteriously" escapes its cage, of course...
TheMajesticBeard 2
If it's molesting her, why didn't you go help?