By theycallmekitty - 11/01/2013 00:02 - United States - Decatur

Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML
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theycallmekitty tells us more.

He's not a mouse...he's a rat. There's a big difference. Also, don't feel bad for him, he is definitely a mommas boy....

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sounds like the start of the Aristocrats....

Write about the taboo subject of how much is to much to love, say or do with a pet.

fakkumairaifu 14

...um, what the hell? I'm a big rat fan and have loved all the ones I've ever lived with... but clearly not the way your mom does.

She must be a Spanish speaker. Molestar = to bother.