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theycallmekitty Decatur, United States

Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

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He's not a mouse...he's a rat. There's a big difference. Also, don't feel bad for him, he is definitely a mommas boy....

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wtf is wrong with your mom?

make sure she doesn't start gerbiling with it

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as an owner of three rats, i find this hilarious

I think the rat is adorable. It's just annoying that my mom treats him like an infant...

Your mom obviously has some issues as well as you. Sitting there posting an FML is NOT a way to try to concentrate on what you're supposed to be doing either...just saying. Get some ear plugs & then do what you need to, instead of slacking off to post &/or read FML's

Killjoy. What's wrong with taking a maybe 5 minute break to write something?

Maybe she wrote it after she finished her paper.

.....are you..okay?

And Noor if you want to "play" with him, please feel free to take him.

At least she isn't singing the naked mole rap.

Aww that is sooo good!

Lol. Crazy ass mom.

If that rat molests your mother, and then you put the rat up to your face like in your picture...ewww

If she does stuff like this often, consider stocking up on earplugs.

Talk to your mom or buy 350 $ worth of noise cancelling headphones

I think it's time to put your mum down

SApprentice 34

As a rat, I find this terrifying.