Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML
theycallmekitty
Decatur, United States
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He's not a mouse...he's a rat. There's a big difference. Also, don't feel bad for him, he is definitely a mommas boy....
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bombshellbabee01 9
wtf is wrong with your mom?
rkmn8r 6
make sure she doesn't start gerbiling with it
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pooperoni 6
as an owner of three rats, i find this hilarious
theycallmekitty 13
I think the rat is adorable. It's just annoying that my mom treats him like an infant...
kalbrek009 20
Your mom obviously has some issues as well as you. Sitting there posting an FML is NOT a way to try to concentrate on what you're supposed to be doing either...just saying. Get some ear plugs & then do what you need to, instead of slacking off to post &/or read FML's
redmane 21
Killjoy. What's wrong with taking a maybe 5 minute break to write something?
tymarie2012 31
Maybe she wrote it after she finished her paper.
pooperoni 6
.....are you..okay?
theycallmekitty 13
And Noor if you want to "play" with him, please feel free to take him.
13ky13 20
At least she isn't singing the naked mole rap.
interesting33 36
Aww that is sooo good!
_W00H00_ 6
Lol. Crazy ass mom.
sens3sfailing 24
If that rat molests your mother, and then you put the rat up to your face like in your picture...ewww
Bibliovore 26
If she does stuff like this often, consider stocking up on earplugs.
SuperDanielNL 23
Talk to your mom or buy 350 $ worth of noise cancelling headphones
gemmadaws 3
I think it's time to put your mum down
SApprentice 34
As a rat, I find this terrifying.