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theycallmekitty Decatur, United States

Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

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He's not a mouse...he's a rat. There's a big difference. Also, don't feel bad for him, he is definitely a mommas boy....

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wtf is wrong with your mom?

make sure she doesn't start gerbiling with it

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It's time to invest in a music player, headphones, and classical music.

Some people can only concentrate in silence though so music doesn't help. It might work for OP but there are some people that just have to have complete silence.

GiovanniPaisa 8

Noise cancelling headphones might be a good investment.

melacortez 11

Should go study somewhere else

They aren't studying. They are writing a paper. And that is most efficient on a computer. A lot of families only have one computer that is usually a desktop and not too mobile so this isn't a solution.

What a weird mother you have. Crazy rat lady?? Lol.

Move to another room? Be smart about it.

Try to put headphones in and listen to calm music. If that doesn't work just ask her to be quieter, most parents want their kids to do well in school.

Well yes, but OP's mom doesn't seem like most parents.

There mice be something strange going on there, I hope you rodent to the police station and reported those rattacks... Okay, those puns were a little too cheesy, even for me.

I thought you were a guy wearing a wig, then I clicked on your profile, all doubts are strangely gone.

Well I thought the one of me in a dress would have been overkill...

Haha. Cheese. Rats. Haha.

I wouldt admit to being of any relation.

Wouldnt- sorry

Exactly what study rooms in libraries and colleges are made for.

Shame on that rat!!!!

zombieslayer83 19

OHHH, MASTER SPLINTER!!!