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theycallmekitty Decatur, United States

Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

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theycallmekitty 13

He's not a mouse...he's a rat. There's a big difference. Also, don't feel bad for him, he is definitely a mommas boy....

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bombshellbabee01 9

wtf is wrong with your mom?

rkmn8r 6

make sure she doesn't start gerbiling with it

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YepThatsMeee 23

Your mom needs a boyfriend.

Dodie__fml 2

What the **** did I just read?

sarah6786 14

It said that her mother was playing with her pet rat, and yelling at it to stop molesting her.

bmgt 4

Rats! ...Wait till she is asleep and take care of it. There is a permanent solution to your problem.

sarah6786 14

That's a horrible idea.

SaturnV 25

Even if what you're implying wasn't a completely sociopathic solution, I would imagine that the mother's inevitable grief would pose a greater distraction to OP, and for a longer duration.

DrShrug 3

Wtf man, I feel for you

cwjb99 9

Wtf why is she even talking to a rat in the first place dumb people i swear are stupid

buddy51 23

"Bonding". Aka rat-induced molestation.

vbmg152 18

I talk to my dogs & my ferret all the time!! They're very good listeners, they don't interrupt and they don't give bad advice! The best part is, they love me unconditionally!

GTAmax99 12

"dumb people I swear are stupid" No, really?

Yongchi 11

What in the absolute unholy Hell...?

unknownfork 12

I think owning a rat in general makes her psychotic.

theycallmekitty 13

I'm the one who got the rat o: I guess I'm crazy too.

Razi_tail 25

Thank you 51 for your broad generalization that anybody with a pet rat is crazy. I must be extra crazy since I have two right?

MiloBear 11

I don't even know what that makes me since I have nine rats lol

SweetLuna 10

Eww!

Yongchi 11

Yes, as if everyone else wasn't already thinking that. "Eww" and "wtf". Your comment is so unique.

BlowinChronic 18

How do you keep your rat safe from your cat noor!? :O