Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML
Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life. For some reason whenever I cough, I also fart. Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing. FML
Today, I woke up with really sore abs; not from working out at the gym, but because I've been coughing for 3 days straight and nothing is helping. Now every time I cough, it physically hurts. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML
Today, I'm stuck in bed with a fever, aches, and nasty cough. My kids and husband had it too, and kept coughing without covering their mouths, despite my asking several times so I wouldn't get sick. FML
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
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Top comments
rubberduckie94 13
Time for the night time headache, coughing, sniffling, sneezing, sore throat,....."how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor?" medication.
agm77 9
Sounds like you could use a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiicola
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Comments (78)
sailoroftheseas 7
Take a few Benadryl, but not too many, man I learned my lesson on that one, I was out cold for a week
linkinpark98 24
Ah, but the way you feel after that sleep... Amazing! :D
sailoroftheseas 7
Very true!
aaahhhfire21 0
Well stop bein a pussy ass and drink some water
linkinpark98 24
Someone's angry...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Congratu-*******-lation for being the only human in the world who doesn't get sick and doesn't know the feeling of suffering with illness. Hey anyone can talk shit from behind a computer screen. How about You chop off your testicles and eat them, pussy.
katcot99 11
Oh gosh I'm so sorry! I could never imagine.
desireev 18
Sweetie, I looked at your profile because your picture caught my attention. (For some odd reason.) Lol But you spelled "Nazi's" wrong... It's not "Natzi's"... Just thought I'd tell you...
PussyPredator 6
Lol it's funny cause she's talking about grammar too.
DontForgetMe4 0
I'm pretty sure katcot was being sarcastic when she wrote "natzi's".
tennisrapper1 14
Time to take some medicine and sleep until you feel better!
truehitman2010 0
drink some water?
florido_fml 10
Eat ice cream
yeongji 31
Rest, drink lots of water and take medication. I was just in your shoes a few weeks ago, but along with a fever and stuffy nose to make it even worse.
WaylonD 4
Sounds like mono, YDI
LennyComa 39
Drink water as nd suck on some lockets or,strepsils
zandalee 20
Is called "man flue" Harden up! Women just carry on.