Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML
Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life. For some reason whenever I cough, I also fart. Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing. FML
Today, I woke up with really sore abs; not from working out at the gym, but because I've been coughing for 3 days straight and nothing is helping. Now every time I cough, it physically hurts. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML
Today, I'm stuck in bed with a fever, aches, and nasty cough. My kids and husband had it too, and kept coughing without covering their mouths, despite my asking several times so I wouldn't get sick. FML
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
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rubberduckie94 13
Time for the night time headache, coughing, sniffling, sneezing, sore throat,....."how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor?" medication.
agm77 9
Sounds like you could use a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiicola
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Comments (78)
missnuthin 10
that sucks, and im sorry. but YDI because it's basic common knowledge that you HAVE to stay hydrated when you are sick. Start sipping that orange juice.
lifesucks283 1
i have had broncitus since birth, on top of that i have had whooping cough for over a year. my wife left me and my boss fired me because im too sick to get out of bed. i have little to no money and cant go to my parents because they died at my birth. all my friends have left me because i cant get get up to reach the phone to contact them. all i got with me is this ipod in the freaking wall. hows life sound for ya now?
isis_morrigan 18
Dehydration is going to make it all worse. Just suck it up and drink as much water as you can, and a little Gatorade for electrolytes.
EmoPotato 3
Hot water with lemon and honey.
Jirekianu2 19
Two words: Drink, Water.
twogingers1fire 7
Cry me a river. You wouldn't survive a day in the dark ages.
wrenavery90 12
I'm not really sure why you're dehydrated. Have you considered drinking some water?