fmlguy
Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Her revenge
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
John
United Kingdom
Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML
manhood fading away
Heckmondwike, United Kingdom
Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Conflicted as hell
United States
Christmas Watts
Today, I’m trying to figure out how to spend Christmas with my wife and kids… and my girlfriend. I’m planning to divorce my wife in January, because doing it on Christmas would hurt them all, but I don’t want my girlfriend to know I’m married or else she’ll leave me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Sweet relief
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Anonymous
Run away, now
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
R281780
San Jose, United States
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Anonymous
Lyons, United States
Instagone
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
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GoingLesbian 0
Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?
thatgirl503 0
wth?
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Comments (447)
sure_burt 5
Pros and cons. I think the pros would outweigh the cons. Shelling out some cash vs loneliness, you choose!
leeshaleigh 0
******* douche.
Jizwold 0
you my friend are a badass and I admire u
Jizwold 0
don't know how that ended up as a reply. hmmmmmm
GuitarNukka520 5
agreed
ShadyFTW1 0
I love sarcasm.
happycrappy 0
Does she not give head? WTF? Buy her a "how to give head" DVD and next year you'll be buying her a ring.
ryanriola 0
hahaha
banana_buddy 6
No see the problem with a "how to give head" DVD is that soon after you'll have to buy her the "how to give ass" DVD followed by the "how to do the Alabama hot pocket" DVD, the list will go on until OP goes broke.
nessaface25 14
Wooooww what a freakin cheap ass. U don't deserve to have a girlfriend. So what u would dump her on valentines day, anniversaries and her birthday?
dabomb691 0
somebody's projecting
irox98 0
Omg! I totaly agree
LiveLauglove 0
I was thinking the same thing! douche bag. like seriously? that's the saddest thing I've ever heard a man say. he takes the cake on this one.
Garytt 0
make her something
boothette 0
your a douche
TwoInTheBush 0
I did the same thing, but over prom lol, I regret it now tho :/
aquagurl99 0
dick
TXCandy 3
What an Asshole! with ur cheap self!
fairuhrose 0
I agree with #5
goatmanjizz 0
ur a champion wait till she gives u urs tho . I got my gf a deck of cards 2$
gregomania_fml 0
Winner!!! haha brilliant bit of advice.
MoniV6661 0
Wait......... $2? The ****.