Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Her revenge
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML
Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Christmas Watts
Today, I’m trying to figure out how to spend Christmas with my wife and kids… and my girlfriend. I’m planning to divorce my wife in January, because doing it on Christmas would hurt them all, but I don’t want my girlfriend to know I’m married or else she’ll leave me. FML
Sweet relief
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Run away, now
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Instagone
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
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GoingLesbian 0
Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?
thatgirl503 0
wth?
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Comments (447)
tnglator 4
nice
WillKill4Beer 0
stupid.... :|
iamthelaw 1
yeah in these hard economic times we all must make sacrifices.
Jess_4602 0
That's horrible op. You're and asshole.
cheerchika 0
make her dinner for a Christmas gift
j2491 0
only break up with her if its not working out, if there is love only going on way, and not both, otherwise stop being stupid and take it as far as you can go and dont be a asshole
SooShee 0
Shouldn't that be a FHL, not a FYL??
mona_is_here 10
Exactly.
allmidnighteyes 11
You don't have to buy your S.O. a Christmas present if you don't have the money to. A relationship shouldn't be based on buying shit for the other person. =p Unless she's a princessy bitch who has a big list of shit that she wants everybody in her life to get her, you shouldn't have to consider breaking up with her due to a lack of gift money.
Ismellwin 0
I absolutely agree with you. Presents are not a big deal, However the real FML is that he feels like the solution to this is dumping her. Because it would be completely absurd to just talk to his girlfriend and agree to not exchange gifts right? Even if he does feel like he MUST do somthing, why can't he just do somthing nice for her instead of a present.
Doortje 30
SCROOGE.
extradorkyloser 4
so why is this an fml? because you just found out you're an asshole?
c8750 2
^ Agreed