Delicious
Saint Kilda, Australia
Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
stanDman
Canada
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Shinobi_3
United States
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Anonymous
Karma delivers
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Vicki
Canada
Nice sheen
Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Hair problems
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ewwwwww
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
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bryce0110 23
Couldn't you have checked before using it? YDI
tin_cup 27
At least you'll be fly free for the rest of the day.
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Comments (50)
ohSNAPyall 27
Did you die?
brooks313 5
That's okay. One time I almost used flee spray to clean my oven.
Grisha_fml 18
at least now you know that the flies won't eat it then. :P
1gullible_bugger 34
Why do you have those things so close together in the kitchen? one of these is not like the other!
hmicu 8
Disinfect to protect...
sammisweets93 12
but they smell so different...
jvanevery 19
been there done that used WD4 for deodorant
nikic 6
piranha? aerosol... tricky stuff!
Dr_Awesome654 24
Today, I put fly spray on my muffin trey, so you better prey you get up today, cause I'm feeling grey my hair feels like hay, and it decided to fray. I stayed home all day just to get away from everyone, thinking I'm not sick, and just want to play Black ops 3 all day. I'll make them pay, yes, I'll rain on their parade, it'll make me feel gay, (excited, flamboyant) now, oh golly, I better go take a break