Delicious
Saint Kilda, Australia
Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
stanDman
Canada
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Shinobi_3
United States
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Anonymous
Karma delivers
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Vicki
Canada
Nice sheen
Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Hair problems
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ewwwwww
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
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bryce0110 23
Couldn't you have checked before using it? YDI
tin_cup 27
At least you'll be fly free for the rest of the day.
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Comments (50)
WittyMoron 22
I struggle to understand how you manage to do this
CheekyRaccoon 27
Oh, it's rather simple. A ninja swapped the olive oil spray for the fly spray when OP was just about to use it and OP was none the wiser, till she saw the flies dropping. Damn those pranking ninjas.
jimeple 12
I've come across a few muffins that needed fly spray. ?
_ravens_ 11
How do you even do that
A07 48
Maybe actually wake up before making muffin's next time OP?
aelarol 5
Did you fall on your back twitching?
Tomryan279 10
Now the fly can experience food poisoning and die. P.S. Do flys like muffins?
FalloutScrolls 25
Because reading labels is dumb.
ragnarok1540 39
Are you the lady who swallowed a fly? I don't know why you'd swallow a fly ... perhaps you'll die.
novulari 2
this is how garibaldis start
awgxkaylaxx 11
grosss