Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Healthy life goals
Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML
Blast from the past
Today, I twisted my left ankle while walking back home because there was a hole that I couldn't see, because grass covered it up like a pitfall trap. Did I mention 25 years earlier I twisted my right ankle (twice)? I just hurt my only fully functioning foot. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
The Hobble
Today, three days into my vacation, I ended up spraining not one, but BOTH of my ankles. Now my entire vacation will be spent healing. FML
Best foot forward
Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
dude... it's golf. It's not that intense
Cad6 24
Fancy jumping high fives make anything intense.
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Jf770 10
I will admit, I would've loved to see that.
KaelaKhaotic 5
You're making it sound like golf is a huge deal.
gantzlord 5
You're making it sound like golfs not a huge deal
jhicks123 10
People spend their whole life playing it. It's an awsome sport you can play if your 5 or 85!
klovemachine 24
Golf is awesome! Mostly for rich people, but there are places that are real cheap to play.
Tylerdre 6
Extreme golf! We dont juststand around putting our balls we do HARDCORE jumping high fives HOW EXTREME!!
HeartOfLead 24
Actually, the best part of extreme golf is how you swing at the gold ball while driving the golf cart.
HeartOfLead 24
*golf ball... why auto correct, why! -and antiflood!
Teyros 24
Lol autofail :(
br0ccoli 15
Apparently life thinks you cheated.
rovers_9 0
Did the same thing playing paintball, sucks. Haha
ihm03 0
You loss some major cool points
GoW_Chick 15
Who uses cool points anymore? fanfuckinmazetactular points are the newest way of keeping score, get with the times hermano.
Bassist5798 0
that's what u get for bad sportsmanship
urmomshouse 0
I do that to. Haha its aight man
florido_fml 10
Dats Wat u get 4 tryin 2 b fancy ma niggah
hamtaro331 0
Was it the Arnold Palmer thing?