Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML
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Top comments
Inoku 0
I never understood why people couldn't just wait until 18 to drink/smoke/etc. It's not exactly like waiting until you're 65 to retire. =/
gelt 0
your parents seems to be funny. thumps up!
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Comments (221)
SamuraiDeli 0
People still use fake IDs? Get more friends.
poppyseed420 9
seriously, I've never used a fake id to drink
naty_fml 0
lol i was like "...18?" hah then i realized it was a different country
llamatrauma 5
19 - you're an idiot, most provinces have the legal age set at 19 except for 3.
pgray18 0
#6.. its 18 in most places in the world and those which arent are 16 or less.. only in the states where kids cant hold their booze is it 21
dirtyhippie 0
If I had a fake ID my mother would give it back upside the head and I'd never hear the end of it. Your parents seem cool. Unless of course that was your only present...?
dakrock13 0
i apologize number 6, i guess it was number 5.
cyberhoy 3
19 the only provinces in Canada where the drinking age is 18 are Alberta and Quebec the rest are all 19 that's how you know Alberta and Quebec are the best.
sunworshiper 10
it's 18 in Manitoba too...
xJebu 8
Thumb up that shit
sarahashley 0
that's why i love living in montreal :)
jet_fml 0
Ummmm, I do not see how this is an FML. @29: Yes about Quebec, no about Alberta.
cyberhoy 3
30 yes alberta thats where i live and ive been buying alcohol legally and going to bars since my 18th birthday