Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
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Top comments
tacojauns 45
Sounds like you two are a match made in heaven
jack_jill05 14
That sounds like a mess, OP! It sounds like you both are okay, seeing as you posted and found out what happened. hope your head gets better & she says yes!
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Comments (98)
sarah5745 41
Hopefully she'll understand the stress you were in and say yes :). Also, get better soon :D
singer0421 32
Well tell us, did she say yes?
Kiki242 19
A couple that faints together stays together.
asa2000 4
I guess it wasn't meant to be. You'll be stuck doing ✊?? for awhile.
meli1195 31
just because they fainted doesn't mean they're not meant to be
kinky44 28
Is that supposed to be an emote for masturbation?
DoubleDosexo 12
yes 33
asa2000 4
It was but it didn't show up. It was just a joke anyways.
vreid 20
Aww you both fell for each other
201chasew 22
At least the man didn't steal the ring and walk off. hope your head is OK though
LeBandit 20
you're lucky no one stole the ring while you both where passed out...that would be very unfortunate
movaa 11
YDI for being a pussy.
3molliver3 16
That would make a great YouTube video!
weveallbeenthere 30
looks like you to are a good pair.
Mc2013 18
Two is what you were going for. "You two make a perfect couple."