Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of two years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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Top comments
Rianna03 14
That's pretty funny actually. I get that you wanted to get hours attention, possibly for some sexy fun time, but keep in mind that just because you may want some, doesn't mean that he does in that time and moment. Sometimes people just need their space and chill out, and in a healthy relationship both partners recognize and respect that. ☺ Not that I'm saying you don't, OP. FYI, though. Try again in an hour? If all fails, play video games with him! That's pretty fun too. :P
KaneCR 9
that's awesome
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Comments (101)
bella_nana347 23
At least he knows what his priorities are.
acmariner99 25
Maybe he did that as a joke? But still ... Opportunity to get laid vs. a video game should be a no brainier
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Yeah, it's a no brainer if you're in the mood. Maybe the guy wasn't.
JustTheTruth42 13
Did it ever cross your mind he's not in the mood for sex?
fakedsincerity 32
What if he was in the middle of a boss battle though? Nothing is distracting me in the middle of a fight. My boy can wait until after I am victorious.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but most guys aren't always in the mood for sex.
9a_1z 12
Or what if a character is in the middle of giving out some important or particularly interesting information? I'm so glad my partner is okay woth being shushed if he tries to interrupt those moments haha
iiTzNeeNerz 26
That might have been too subtle OP. Sometimes with these gamer boys you just have to grab the bull by the horns. For example, if he's in a chair, sneak up behind him, wrap your hands around his waist, make your way down and tease him a little. If that doesn't work he may just not be in the mood so might as well just a grab another bra and join him. lol
JustTheTruth42 13
Thank you. I hate how people always seem to talk bad about a guy when a girl wants sex,but the guy isn't in the mood. Had is been the other way around people would be singing a different tone.
9a_1z 12
Would the tone be 'boring old shrew' or 'frigid bitch' I wonder.
freddygasman 18
A response to #14, why grab another bra? Might be fun to just sit down next to him and join him in what you're wearing.
mcilduff 20
To join in on jolly bra hat co-op of course!.
inuyokai52 9
Jolly bra cooperation? Someone plays Dark Souls :D
CaptMacLeod 45
I will admit that a topless opponent/partner in a game would be enough of a pleasing distraction to get my head out of the game and into the person next to me. Just sayin'
Laphog 17
Some people enjoy video games more than sex.
coltmerriman 15
He probably wasn't in the mood...
redheadedmonster 24
Okay thats pretty funny actually. But next time you could always play video games with him and make a bet out of it. Like if he wins he gets whatever he likes in bed and if you win you get it whenever you want for a couple days. Or whatever you want to choose. But that way he can play his game and you both get turned on cause of the sexy time you might win lol. And more than likely it'll end up in the bedroom anyways.
robbiemad 7
He is gay.
pawesome21 21
Maybe she has small unimpressive ****?
fakedsincerity 32
Insulting her boobs (which you haven't even seen so wtf) is ridiculous. Just because the comment you're replying to is dumb and irrelevant doesn't mean yours has to be too.
SecundusSecunda 27
There is no such thing as "small and unimpressive ****", 35, only small and unimpressive minds.
Deathly52 18
If you have giant boobs, I would do the same thing. Bubble domes ?
NotCollegeBound 17
I'm surprised nobody has brought this up, but if this is a regular thing, or he neglects things that he should be doing, like housework or giving you attention, because he'd rather be playing a game, he might be addicted to video games. A lot of people laugh it off but it's not funny when your husband does nothing but play video games while you're not getting enough sleep because you're overwhelmed with school, caring for a toddler, and housework. Now, odds are OP's boyfriend doesn't have that problem, he was just caught up in the game and/or not in the mood. But it's something to consider.
Tyrez 32
No one cares for your sanctimony.
mperniciaro 15
I'd have to agree. I had an ex boyfriend that did nothing but play video games. That's it. Work and video games. He would blow me off, chores/housework, friends, because of games. Idk about OPs situation, but sometimes games can be unhealthy.
hunnykhan 11
ohmigosh! thats the story of my life... and to top that my husband wants to sit and cheer for him when he wins his video games ugghhhhh!! I just fake my enthusiasm.. had all those talks and all, but no change and i love him tooo much to leave my man-child ;)
connoreknaust 10
What a downer #keepthefunalive
TheRussianNavy 11
That's amazing. (He's probably not in the mood).