FML : Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout,...

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Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 9 April 2017 20:00 /

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By cacheson | 39

#7436119 - Sunday 9 April 2017 21:25

And then you drank the rest and threw a party for the whole gym?

By C8H18 | 33

#7436087 - Sunday 9 April 2017 20:17

The entire point of this site is to share a complaint....

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By eagleriverjohn | 21

#7436110 - Sunday 9 April 2017 21:07

At least it wasn't while you were on a machine. The shock could've caused you to hurt something.

By sjattiepoo | 1

#7436117 - Sunday 9 April 2017 21:22

That's the only real danger of vodka: if your in a hurry, you might confuse it with water

By cacheson | 39

#7436119 - Sunday 9 April 2017 21:25

And then you drank the rest and threw a party for the whole gym?

By seanthadon | 3

#7436123 - Sunday 9 April 2017 21:29

if it was near empty wouldnt you have filled it up before your workout

By Mr_Mole | 24

#7436181 - Sunday 9 April 2017 23:32

A surprising amount of people leave neat vodka in drinks bottles. Just saying.

By Zebediabolical | 36

#7436200 - Monday 10 April 2017 0:24

If it's your reusable bottle, FYL.

If you just grabbed a nearly empty one that wasn't yours, YDI in spades.

By MissMizery | 17

#7436241 - Monday 10 April 2017 3:20

Thats the only way one should attend gym class

By sarcasmismyno1 | 22

#7436257 - Monday 10 April 2017 5:04

So, win/win?

By Rebecca Stockert | 16

#7436327 - Monday 10 April 2017 10:04

sounds like a win on the day then *cheers*

By CassyM | 6

#7436773 - Tuesday 11 April 2017 3:50

Oh that had to have been terrible!

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