By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 20:00

Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML
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cacheson 41
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And then you drank the rest and threw a party for the whole gym?

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C8H18 33
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The entire point of this site is to share a complaint....

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eagleriverjohn 24
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At least it wasn't while you were on a machine. The shock could've caused you to hurt something.

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sjattiepoo 1
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That's the only real danger of vodka: if your in a hurry, you might confuse it with water

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cacheson 41
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And then you drank the rest and threw a party for the whole gym?

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seanthadon 3

if it was near empty wouldnt you have filled it up before your workout

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Mr_Mole 24

A surprising amount of people leave neat vodka in drinks bottles. Just saying.

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Zebediabolical 39
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If it's your reusable bottle, FYL. If you just grabbed a nearly empty one that wasn't yours, YDI in spades.

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MissMizery 19
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Thats the only way one should attend gym class

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Rebecca Stockert 16
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sounds like a win on the day then *cheers*

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CassyM 6

Oh that had to have been terrible!

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