Health: Today, I tried Ambien for the first time. I now have to apologize...

By OutOfMyMind - 22/10/2013 00:12 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I tried Ambien for the first time. I now have to apologize to most of my exes for excessively rambling emails about getting together for some naked Twister. FML

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By tammyg - 11/02/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML

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Ambien nights

By Sleepless Dreams - 29/11/2016 04:42 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML

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Ambien nights

By Nosy ex - 10/06/2023 22:00

Today, even though I was curious about my ex's new fling, I didn't want to do anything that would put them in an uncomfortable situation. Apparently, that changed when I took an Ambien to get some rest, as I woke up to find out that I'd sleep-followed them. They've already followed me back. FML

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By xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - 08/03/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 08:14 - Canada

Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab and he wanted to address the biggest mistakes he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML

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By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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Drugged?

By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00

Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML

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By notgood - 04/01/2021 16:01 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I accidentally took an Ex Lax instead of an Immodium. It's gonna be a fun night. FML

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You OK, hun?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2016 08:43

Today, I got to meet the guy that I have been talking to over a dating website. We were having a great time, at least until I managed to randomly fall asleep in front of him. I spent the rest of the day sending text messages trying to explain to him that I suffer from narcolepsy. FML

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worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 22 October 2013 8:20

Just don't do drugs...

moonsalt 20

Tuesday 22 October 2013 8:22

What about us? Are we invited? c:

Comments

snapcracklepop41 3

Tuesday 22 October 2013 18:13

that makes people do crazy things... ur not the only one...

MsMourningStar 22

Tuesday 22 October 2013 18:20

This is why you always hide your phone from yourself when you're drinking or getting high.

IceyT 7

Tuesday 22 October 2013 18:55

They gave me Ambien when I delivered my baby and I was so out of it that I picked up my cell phone and text my husband how much I hate him for leaving me alone before I gave birth to our son and that I was going to leave him for someone who loved me and got me tacos..he was literally right next to me while I was texting that to him.. I had tacos the next day when I woke up though.

xRazzSheri 4

Tuesday 22 October 2013 18:56

What?! There are side effects to abusing prescription meds? Who knew!

squideth 18

Wednesday 23 October 2013 1:10

Please show me where in the FML it says that he "abused" his prescription. All it says is that he took one for the first time, and had a reaction, which is pretty common.

Vnzlan_girl 10

Tuesday 22 October 2013 19:48

Drugged you sounds like a pretty good time ;)

andreaor 7

Tuesday 22 October 2013 20:04

how did you do that when Ambien makes you sleep?

blackonblight 32

Wednesday 23 October 2013 15:56

Ambien is like, to quote Tara of WTFIWWY, prescription roofies. You do shit, usually regrettable shit you would never do under normal circumstance , then pass out, and don't remember a thing in the morning.

ImGucci 8

Tuesday 22 October 2013 20:17

Where's my invite? I'm up for some naked twister

tigermom_natta 2

Tuesday 22 October 2013 20:35

Yeah ambien f'ed me too. I took my one and went to sleep. Apparently I started sleep walking and I took the whole bottle and my mom found me in the bath room talking to myself in the mirror, wearing a turban, purple suspenders, and panty hose on my arms. I woke up in the hospital completely freaked out asking what happened! Lmao Funny now.

Etweens96 25

Tuesday 22 October 2013 20:37

My grandmother was on that stuff, it's highly addictive. She kept hallucinating and doing things she doesn't remember. Last time she thought there was a dying dog in her room. One time she thought there was a gorilla on her bed! My best advice is for you to ask your doctor to get you off the stuff before it's too late. Cause that's stuff is highly addictive and it took us forever to finally get my grandmother off of it.