Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Kids will be kids
Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Her body, her choice
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Sex ed is broken
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Reported!
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Sex Ed is a mess
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
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Leeono 26
Sounds like your son did some transferring too.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Welcome to America.
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WHSKitty4ever 23
LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION!!! IF YOU KILL A MOTHER, AND SHE IS PG, IN SOME STATES IT IS CONSIDERED A DOUBLE HOMICIDE. AND IT DOES NOT MAKE SOMEONE A “BIBLE-THUMPER” TO BELIEVE THIS!
Dave_Davington 35
Yeah, no. You're totally not a hysterical lunatic at all.
The_candyman 13
38 states believe a life is a life. once Roe Vs Wade is rightfully gone the world will be a better place. do you believe a life is only a life if people want it to be then? (Screw Science?) What appears below is a summary of the laws of the 38 states that recognize the unlawful killing of an unborn child as homicide in at least some circumstances. The federal Unborn Victims of Violence Act, enacted April 1, 2004, covers unborn victims of federal and military crimes.
moonmoon 5
Stfu hunny, you’re a loon
YOKIS888 3
congratulations I guess
pjsr 33
They’ve really expanded these educational exchange programs lately!
monkee 2
Force her to make an abortion, if she doesn't agree, then threaten a lawsuit for sleeping with an underage dude.
chtychtybngbngiluvu 5
Maybe she's underage too or maybe their both 18, idk he didn't say. And u can't force anyone to have an abortion. It's her choice.
Mortoli 30
i mean it clearly states they both teenagers probably in same classes and sorts.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Guess he got to see the ins and outs of a foreign country too!
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
There are so many of you telling this girl to kill the baby. Calling the child a choice. Tell me, when does the baby get to decide if he or she lives or dies? You all claim it’s the girl’s body. What about the baby’s body? There are plenty of childless couples out there waiting to adopt a child. A child to love and care for, yet here you fucktards are calling for the murder of an innocent child! No wonder America is in trouble. If you jackoffs keep killing babies who will be left on the earth in generations to come? That’s right, no one! It’s genocide. No better than the Nazis youso claim to hate because you are just like them!
Mortoli 30
wow damn man. i think you have a wrong idea. sure they are at the start of being born but its not like they have any thought or ideals of their own before they start forming. at early stage its fine because the baby doesnt have a cognitive engine up top so to speak. in any case putting up adoption can become pretty streinous on some folks and a lot of times people opt out to just throwing a baby in the trash, granted some kids feel like they were just thrown away from birth when they find out they were adopted. now what is worse? throwing a child away, hurting the kid mentally like that? or choosing to let the kid die painlessly before he has any knowledge of his own existance...? dont get me wrong i dont like either of these choices but you have to think of many variables and outcomes. say your daughter was raped by a "at large" pedophile/serial-rapist and she gets pregnant? would you want that monsters baby forming in your daughter? and dont think of the babies outcome. think of your daughter's mental fortitude as well. she was just raped, wouldnt she start having mental trauma with her belly getting bigger as time goes on? knowing she has that guys baby in her? what strains do you think it will have on your daughter? now do you still hate the idea of abortion with all of this? i would much rather have my daughter not have to live through such a tremendous and long duration of mental trauma that would put her through when having to either watch as it leaves her body to another family or have to raise this kid on her own... I am sorry for everyone who still vote non abbortion after thinking of this. i can understand hating people who do this for own reasons instead of these ideals but then again its not affecting you personally nor is it any of your business. some people could have serious issues or circumstances maybe the mother has an illness where if she has a kid she will die. you dunno. shit happens cant always control sex drive and all that and dont you dare say she shouldnt be having sex. women want/need sex just as much as men want/need it.
lestatsbride87 3
well that's one way to get to stay in America