Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the Apple Store, the crew, security, manager, technician, and fellow customers alike, never bothered covering up to laugh at me when I went there to have my phone fixed. Someone somehow hacked my iPhone, and when I use the Face ID, it makes a bloodcurdling scream of fear in full volume, then shuts down. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 for free to replace her broken Nokia, which she threw out the window in "blind rage". I felt awful having to thank her for calling. Sadly, this is a daily event. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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fricknugget 3
wow. dont u usually take that off straight away?
flamegrilled123 3
Wtf the screen protector has a massive tab at the bottom
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Comments (235)
wolve86 0
" it's like every time I try to talk to someone it sounds like they are trying to talk through a little plastic protective barrier. I literally have no guesses on what it could be" "how about this little plastic protective film over the ear piece?" Silence...... *Facepalms and quickly leaves*
minisquid 9
Or OP yelled "LIES AND DECEITS" very loudly, as indicated by all capital letters.
pasionet 0
Hope u got some invisishield or something on there now!
klimpomppp 9
Die
NomOnShroomz 14
**facepalm**
marissaaababy 0
Ha I did the exact same thing!!!
_Oblivion_ 12
cool story bro
ColdplaySucks 18
So you're admitting that you're a dumbass?
Nochal 8
Embarrassing!
kiakia0131 23
You deserve it for assuming things!
AliceIsCurious 6
YDI for getting an iPhone!!
donnasd 0
The hell he has an iPhone tight ass phone
nightwolf86 7
I bet u own a droid
1badws6 0
I use to have a Droid and I thought it was the shit too... Then I got a iPhone and realized how shitty they are
xXCANUCKSXx 0
Everyone thinks iphones are so great and defend them because yes, they have the best touchscreen technology of any phone ever. They have cool apps and a great ipod built in, but they drop calls, and sound like talking into a tin can and if you dont update them every update time you end up with a ****** phone, best phone out there Blackberry pearl or blackberry bold, The iphone is basically a cool toy that everyone wants till theyve had it for a few months.
McGherkin 0
Did you know Blackberry are releasing a new phone? It's called the Blackberry Bandwagon 8520. I just got an iPod Touch and an old phone I can tether with. Voila, iPhone for less than half the price.
rob3rtt 1
Lol agreed :p driod ally ftw
CmarieMC23 3
Couldn't agree with you more. I bought one, thought it was awesome, used it for a few months, realized I was paying way to much money for it. Sold it for double what I paid and got myself a sidekick, its way cheaper and better to type on.
rexgar2000 10
what the **** do you have that is better than am iPhone?? a blackberry probably. or some shotty droid. I love my iPhone and never had anything better and I'll defend it till I die!!!!!! sorry that was uncalled for
JazzyBoo96 0
Shiddd Was It The iPhone 5 Lbs ?? Because I Have Yet To Figure Out When Them Bitches Getting Released Lol ?
Anubyte 0
I believe the term is "fail"
LifeOnBlast19 9
Brain fart