Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at the Apple Store, the crew, security, manager, technician, and fellow customers alike, never bothered covering up to laugh at me when I went there to have my phone fixed. Someone somehow hacked my iPhone, and when I use the Face ID, it makes a bloodcurdling scream of fear in full volume, then shuts down. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 for free to replace her broken Nokia, which she threw out the window in "blind rage". I felt awful having to thank her for calling. Sadly, this is a daily event. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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fricknugget 3
wow. dont u usually take that off straight away?
flamegrilled123 3
Wtf the screen protector has a massive tab at the bottom
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Comments (235)
Zero22120 12
People, it's a phone not a bomb. Peel off the stickers. It's not like Apple put them there to test you. I can't believe how many people said they had this problem...
taazer 12
Well i thought my iphone was broken as well, but my brother fixed it for me...
sourgirl101 29
Haha, I did the same thing when my iPhone stopped ringing. I didn't realize the mute switch was turn on. My phone cover hid it. I looked like an idiot at the Apple store! FYL OP. It's never fun looking this stupid! Lol
firefightereha 4
Im sorry you are such a freaking dumbass
mad_butterfly 9
And now my question: Are you blonde?
rexgar2000 10
why are people against iPhone? I have one and is the best phone I ever had. I dont think I'll ever change it.
deadrising084 1
Same bro
Zero22120 12
Right what other phone is updated, synced and completely backed up ever time you plug in? If something happens to our iPhones one 10 min sync with the computer gets you right back where your phone was before.
rexgar2000 10
plus you get a new one and sync and bang! back to having all your shit
laurafinn1992 6
I wouldn't worry. I did the exact same thing with mine.
WordSmyth 2
Now introducing the iDerp...
alinka_fml 0
how do you take a phone 'INTO' a technician.
BoredomCentral 8
Not being mean here, but, please for the sake of humanity stop being a spelling/grammar nazi. We can understand them, therefore all is good.
cinderella10383 6
PpHmm lol @ spelling and caps INTO but anywho my phone had to be replaced last weekend as my home button quit working properly and it had to take a trip to the genius bar in (GAH) apple!! Btw I hate the apple store hubby spends forever in there
truehitman2010 0
ur so stopid
Raelthelamb 31
*You're *stupid