Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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stormstarcj 12
Dumbass
amc597 28
You deserve it, ass.
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Comments (389)
imdabess 9
and you didn't deserve this why? scum thinking you're able to get sympathy
Rhian00 17
You definitely deserve this you stupid, unfaithful piece of rubbish! How the hell did you think she was going to react? You don't cheat on someone. On a side note, well done for confessing to her.
kami_Sue 5
u got what you deserve!
trueblue170 13
You completely deserved that, you pig.
Awkward_Batman 6
You deserve that. If i saw that id give that girl a huge high five. I dont get why people like u cheat. its useless idk what u gain out of cheating.
Tressa1982 18
So u waited to find someone else before breaking up with her??? What goes around comes around jackass! Obviously you don't feel bad so why should we?
SaintJimmy21 19
Can you honestly blame her...?
esca6angel 16
what made you think it would go "well?"
heliophobia 13
OP, you are such a asshole. I hope your exgirlfriend got you good. If someone else interests you while you're dating in the future, do your significant other a favor and break up with them before dating someone else. No one likes a cheating bastard. Second, why did you post this on FML? No one is going to give you any sympathy. You're only going to get a shit ton of abuse here.
kiwifruitred 18
First of all you so ******* deserved it for cheating in the first place. But telling her in a public place for the sake of making it safer for you?? Don't you get that it hurts like shit and you feel incredibly humiliated?? Now multiply that feeling by the number of people that were around. Dumbass.