Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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stormstarcj 12
Dumbass
amc597 28
You deserve it, ass.
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Comments (389)
blackwidowtaco 31
I will never understand why people run around on their significant others. If you were unhappy in your relationship op, then you should have broken it off way before you even started engaging in intimate conversations with another woman. It's not fair to the other person to hurt them for no reason.
Dcm210 19
Overly attached girlfriend overeacts.
Chris93Jones 20
you just made yourself look like an asshole to not only her friends, but all of the people who are there's friends.
NandaPanda 22
I hate to tell you OP, but honestly you got what you deserved for that one. (I know there's a button for it, go ahead and downvote me if you want cuz I don't care)
blueskiess 6
boss ass bitch
rawr_ily96 24
Good on you for admitting it. Just... one thing. If she leaves you, and you stay with the girl you've been seeing, never cheat again or we will all find you. Still, this isn't your FML. FHL for wasting her time on a cheating scumbag.
Zinging 8
Men like you make me sick.
runner543 1
You need to file a battery lawsuit!
MidnaLink 33
No. He got what he deserved. ***** like him get no help.
Lizzy500 16
Nowhere does it say she "beat" him. One unexpected punch to the nose, he falls backward and hits his head. Not that it's OK to hit another person, but a single punch does not mean she had a total hissy and beat his ass. When people get blindsided, they don't have time to think. They just react.
ninety 25
Ooh, let me guess. A few of your arguments, which I'm guessing were plentiful, were related to trust issues?