Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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stormstarcj 12
Dumbass
amc597 28
You deserve it, ass.
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Comments (389)
AngryD 9
really can't blame her you broke her heart so she traded you a broken nose......seems fair
Axel5238 29
Though OP was bad for cheating, but to have his nose broken and a concussion which can be very serious is terrible. I'm wondering if the OP's gf had anger management issues. I had an ex who used to get mad over small stuff( she was also bi-polar)and other than the constant verbal attacks there were a few times I swear she was gonna throw a glass at me if she could've. I do hope the OP can sue for the hospital bills.
kayleighcupcake 14
dont cheat, dont get punched!
Dre27 20
Rule #23, Never tell a black belt you cheated
andrekrivo 20
cheating and cowardice are two traits that are not taken kindly you know...
capplesauce 7
I know it it's wrong for her to beat you, but you were asking for it. And how come you let it get so far that you are getting rushed to hospital?
Justice_Beaver 13
-_- I... YDI.
B00K_L0V3R93 31
YDI You seriously thought that would work? Idiot. I would have decked your dumbass in private or in public. Next don't be an idiot and cheat on your girlfriend to begin with then you won't have to worry about a "dramatic scene".
FRUITFUCKED 9
You deserved it twice. You're twice the asshole. Once for cheating and once for telling her in a public place, potentially humiliating her. You insensitive prick.
aLiYaaH_fml 17
YDI