Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
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yetanotherginger 19
And Grandma wonders why she's in a home...
WhisperSoflty 20
Troll Grandma: 1 OP: 0 Gullible Girlfriend: -1
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Comments (84)
UnluckyGenius 21
The Grampire strikes back!
mschmuty_fml 19
Grandma for the win
MrPlopper 9
Oh god, I haven't been here in awhile and it seems that FML turned a bit retarded while I was gone.
Jemm_fml 29
Scumbag Grandma strikes again!!!
anmolm97 12
Tell her the other women is imp. too...jk....dude figure things out between you and ur other women....kidding again....and grandmas will always strike!!
TheDrifter 23
Not all grandmas are ancient, it's entirely possible that she is in her early fifties, plenty young enough for a good prank war and an active sense of humor.
VeganVampyre 26
Early fifties? Not unless they're all having kids when they're 16 or 17... She'd have to be at least 60, maybe 65.
Featherwind 11
Troll Grandma - 1 OP - 0 But seriously, just laugh it off - it was just a joke. Also might want to have your grandmother explain that to your girlfriend. XD
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
Lmfao! Your grandma is a thug.
SilentScreamer 12
Your grandmother sounds awesome. FYL because your girlfriend's a moron.
Jlow17 4
Honestly that's funny I think you deserved it
lilfrankief 8
Hilarious, but for some reason confused me while reading lol!