Today, I took my daughter out driving to practice for her road test. I told her to make a left into a parking lot. She missed the 30-foot wide entrance, but not the two-foot wide tree. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, I’m learning to drive and finally felt confident enough to park in a tight spot with my instructor watching. I nailed the angle perfectly, but when I tried to get out, I realized I'd parked so close to the line that I couldn’t open the door. I had to climb out of the passenger side while my instructor pretended not to laugh. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
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tj4234 36
Congratualtions on wasting the first comment...
184886837272837 32
16, even with the edit it's a pretty awful first comment
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Comments (109)
Soundslikeothers 15
Anybody can make a 30 foot wide drive wave but to hit a 2 foot wide tree that takes skill
Mauskau 36
You mean you can make drives... wave?!
extremereviews 26
Some people where not meant to drive
abekj52 9
ihihj
metalman746 5
Those poor trees lol good luck next time
PoisonOrchid 21
Well, you know what they say about women drivers... Next time just stick to the wide open parking lot.
Flaming_Pandas 15
She was clearly demonstrating her precision driving skills.
munchie_omnom 10
As a parent I thought you would respect her first time by keeping it quiet. I know sure as hell everyone makes a mistake first times
PoisonOrchid 21
I'm a parent too and I don't think OP showed a lack of disrespect for his daughter. The site is completely confidential. It's not like he's making fun of her by blasting her mistake to everyone they know.
touch_the_sky_77 22
OP is not humiliating their daughter whatsoever. It's impossible for anyone to see it and say "oh look, I know exactly who that girl is, based upon a 50-word anonymous and nameless story I found on FML."
SmoothPancakes 10
SMH. There always has to be one of THOSE comments on every FML.
iseebearbears 27
Even so, it's okay to do so because the daughter is clearly an idiot.
tininab 4
Well at least she can turn
buckdharma 38
Run forest, run!
slingerslasher 24
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
Ziggy122 15
BLANKITY... BLANKITY... ...BLANK.
cinskeep43 15
best comment by far
Melayia 14
Im so glad I didnt do that to my moms cars.. Id be so devastated :( sorry about your car, op.