Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML
Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML
Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, I took my car through the automated wash. I was too close to swipe my card, so the attendant reached for it and somewhere between our hands, the card fell into the grate and down a small crack 10ft into nasty water. The whole car wash was shut down to pull the massive grate up. It took about 2 hours. FML
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Darthbane2007 19
Dumbass. YDI.
Simoxd 0
At least vegetables are now clean.
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Comments (91)
ozymandias_fml 0
YDI for shopping at walmart.
Manny_B92 0
What's wrong with Wal-Mart cockbag?
namezox 0
Then I suggest that you go back to school if you seriously dont know.
Poppycorn22 0
Why don't YOU go back to school?
ajp156 1
cockbag? that's the best ******* word u can come up with?
Dumbass123456789 0
I agree with 73 that was probably the gayest word i have ever seen but there is nothing wrong with walmart
mysuckishlife 0
I don't get it...
ozymandias_fml 0
Also: YDI for saying 'pick-up truck' and not just 'pickup' or better yet 'truck'.
ArielTheMermaid 17
that's a stupid reason to say he deserved it
whiteright69_fml 1
what is ydi ?
Dumbass123456789 0
87 YDI means you deserved it
Lupofurbo 0
You shop at WalMart and drive a pickup truck. FYL indeed...
whataloadofbull 0
YDI for being poor as **** go sell porno for a change at least you'll get some cash in your hands, hilbilly
LikeOhMahGoose 0
LOL dumbass
RJB 0
and it was in the backseat, the passenger seats, or even in the back by the suicide doors? Because every smart man puts their groceries in the seats? Right?
mrose57 0
Personally, I find it unnerving that you drive anything, if you're that absent-minded.
bored690 0
totally what i was thinking!!!
Syn_fml 0
How do you spend $200 worth of groceries at Wal-Mart?
ajp156 1
THANK YOU!!!!!!
allmidnighteyes 11
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ You belong there.
ozymandias_fml 0
Not sure where you are from, but around here it usually doesn't go from nice to raining with no warning, and under 15 minutes. You just have to be smart enough to look at the weather before going shopping for much. Besides, a little rain usually doesn't hurt groceries in plastic bags -- rain is nowhere on par with a car wash. I have been driving a truck for 10+ years, and not once has anything 'fell out the back' -- I am smart enough to put light-weight stuff underneath heavier things. I guess if you are a moron, that might seem a bit complicated. That said, not everyone *has* a car. My wife does, but I don't -- and I don't make her buy all the groceries. Why would I?