Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML
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Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML
Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML
Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, I took my car through the automated wash. I was too close to swipe my card, so the attendant reached for it and somewhere between our hands, the card fell into the grate and down a small crack 10ft into nasty water. The whole car wash was shut down to pull the massive grate up. It took about 2 hours. FML
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Darthbane2007 19
Dumbass. YDI.
Simoxd 0
At least vegetables are now clean.
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Comments (91)
HeatherFTW 0
I'm pretty sure the "just add water" instructions on your instant mashed potatoes was referring to when you got home.
gothymama 0
This should totally be on People of Wal-Mart. If only someone had taken a picture!
EveryDayJackAss 0
this is probably Walmart's conspiracy to get all pickup drivers to continue to repeatedly buy crap from their store every time this shit happens
Hillbilly_Deluxe 3
thats exactly why i have a canopy on my 1992 F-150
JC193 0
YDI, Dumbass
Kat_Weazel 0
Epic, epic, FAIL!
freshpyp 0
you just won the dipshit of the month award......congratulations
hatcher 0
that kind of shit is so embarrassingly easy to forget about until the last second.
madisonmango711 0
I'm against wallmart, so therefor i think this is usual for you, because your shopping at wallmart for groceries, thats sad and gross :(
L0VEPiNK07 0
LMAO!!!! damn you, Walmart for being convient! aaaaaaaaaahahaha