By BrandonDrapeau - 03/08/2015 02:57 - United States - Sparta

Today, I told my son about wet dreams, what they are and how they are normal. Afterwards, he exclaimed, "It's kinda like when I beat off, except I'm asleep! Awesome!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 669
You deserved it 3 591

Same thing different taste

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That has to be THE most uncomfortable sentence one could say to a parent.

Did somebody beat you to a sex talk with your son, OP? ...Now that I think about it, it was probably the internet.

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Hahah awesomeeee. What every parent wants to hear :| great image.

Lillyyy06 6

Looks like your son is ahead...

So he already knew about the birds and the bees

Expect awkward moments every time you initiate sex-talk, OP.

This is only weird if your son is like under 12 or over 18. All teenage boys say silly shit... And they ********** constantly, or was that just me?

crackajak 15

Although not scientifically proven I believe there is a direct correlation between constant masturbating as a child and the ability to grow an impressive beard. You sir, are proof.

libbyson 5

More masturbation = better beard or the other way around?

I definitely kept myself busy as a child...

crackajak 15

Hell yeah. Who didn't? I was dry heaving before I had a wet dream. On a non sexual note, your profile mentions that you're metal head. Any love for system of a down?

I agree with him, that's awesome haha

Beat off... That word would have really beat you off

haha your kid is a genius. seriously, he really is.