Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
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Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML
Today, my mom shrieked in horror and burst into hysterical tears when I casually mentioned I was having sex. I've been married for three years. My wife and I have sex. Deal with it. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML
Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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Top comments
_elly_beth_ 0
I'd keep the grandchild away from her. She sounds like the mother from Carrie.
chris_the_G 0
tell her not to either
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Comments (85)
Bredynamite 0
is she on something?
railfan_fml 0
themaintroll, wtf
margie4peace 11
She probably can't handle the idea of being a grandma. But still...LOONY!
themaintroll 0
railfan, I like to think of it as... a circle of trust
leenheartlovex3 0
Not an FML, youu juss have a funny mom. (:
thefury 0
alot of these other comments are just stupid, plain and simple. but your mom sounds like she IS in denial
Christina21 2
Lol,oh wow
Ninjaface 0
How old is your mom? Maybe she was having flashbacks.
Adurr 0
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Lythiaren 8
The hell? Your mom, she is crazy. Where does she get off telling a married couple not to have sex? Does she think she made you by praying to a magical stork?